Saturday, August 30, 2008

Girlicious - yummy, or disgusting?

Trying to be the next PCD (for those of you that are so out of the loop - let's explain.  PCD = Pussy Cat Dolls who broke onto the music scene with their big hit - "Don't cha") Girlicious lacks the actual talent that some other girl bands have.

Their big song - Like Me - is a little too wanna beish.  I mean come on, they start out with a blond chick singing "Look at me, I know I'm fine"?  The PCD sing stuff like that, but at least they are fine.

And their videos aren't cheap affairs where they are singing in a boxing ring, with a big black guy that is trying to dance, and just looks completely wrong.  I mean, can't they find something that is actually new and original?  Their music is cheap ripoffs, their look is sleazy and cheap, and their voices lack anything resembling talent.  

The Verdict?

Avoid at all costs.  Unless you are a teeny bopper wannabe that is aspiring to be a musical hit but have absolutely no musical (or dancing for that matter) talent to speak of.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH -

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey Bitch;

(Mind if I call you that?)

I have been reading your play by plays on life for quite some time, and admit that it is one of my guilty pleasures. My only concern is that there are more pressing matters to be spoken about (especially by someone with your great bluntness) than girl bands.

Take for example what is happening in Sydney where I am currently living. What do you have to say about the article that recently ran in the austrailan Sydney telegraph about designated 'homophobic' free zones??

Cheers,
Audric

City of Sydney to introduce homophobia-free zones
- Australia Sunday Telegraph

First there were nuclear-free zones, then alcohol-free zones. Now Sydney is set to introduce "homophobia-free zones.

In an Australian-first, City of Sydney council is moving to single out parts of the city for a crackdown on homophobic behaviour.

The policy is still being finalised but Oxford St, as well as parts of Darlinghurst, King St, Newtown and Erskineville Rd, Erskineville will be recognised by the council as gay and lesbian precincts.

The move, passed by a vote of five to four, could allow City of Sydney Council to revoke late-night trading privileges for venues if their patrons commit homophobic abuse or violence, and require venues to include anti-homophobia measures in staff training and patron management.

Local businesses will be encouraged to use signs and stickers to declare their premises homophobia free.

The council will to consult with police, the Aids Council of NSW and other community groups to develop the strategy.