Friday, August 1, 2008

Butt Cleavage?

I have to admit, that even this grosses me out.  

First of all, we know that fashion is not everyone's forte, and as time progresses, we tend to believe that celebrities are the one and only bible for what to wear, and what to avoid.  Although what tends to happen, are fashion tragedies that leave those of us on the sidelines hiding our eyes and wishing for the good old days.  

Not that I'm wishing for long skirts and high collars, but butt cleavage?

The new term coined for what is no less than a tragedy.  Girls wearing short shorts that are a little too short to cover the butt cheeks.  It's cleavage that shouldn't be seen by innocent bystanders.  

And if these girls, ladies and women believe that it will get them the man of their dreams, who will love and cherish, let me enlighten you.  These men who are looking at the amount of skin that is viewable are only going to look at the next set of butt cleavage that walks by.  

So why not save those of us who have yet to submit to the 'show everything and try to be mysterious later' train of trapping the man of your dreams, from your ugly (it's never as pretty as you think it is) butt cleavage.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

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