Why am I a bitch? The real reason.

It has recently been commented upon, that many people are wondering why I am a bitch.  Why I can't be bothered putting something nice or random up here.  I think there are too many people supporting the 'our world is a wonderful place' theme right now.  I know that there are too many people who are spewing politically correct bull shit because they would lose their job if they didn't.  Because they would lose their friends if they did.  Because they care what people really think of them.

Well here's the catch.  I don't care.  I'm not worried about becoming friends with you, and I really don't give a rats ass whether I piss you off or not.  We live in a free world, in which our ancestors died so that I can tell you to your face that you are a worthless waste of good air.  Will I?  No.  But that's just because I know how delicate everyone's feelings really are.

But in this wonderful land of opportunity (while being hurled into a recession) I know that I can say whatever the hell I want.  And if you don't like it, don't read it.

Enough Said. devastly

- The Bitch - 

Why Oh Why do I Attract them?

In response to a blog posted on October 15,08, this know it all commented that:

"Wow you are pretty fucking stupid. People google things for information, not just location. If people want to know about the origin of google, the creators, annual profits, etc. All of these are going to include googling google. It has nothing to do with stupidity or society, except for you and your close minded blog."

Need I really say more?  The number one search on google is.... GOOGLE.  Period.  No other little hidden gems.  

Maybe you are one of the morons that are really dragging down our IQ level as a human race.  Especially when you can't even sign your name to a comment.  

Stupid is as stupid does, and you should admit that you are just that.

Have a great life, and remember, don't eat the little white packets that come with your brand new shoes.  (Wait, you really should, eat the little white packets, I dare you!)

Enough Said.

The New Tax of the Future?

Alabama is finally doing something to motivate state workers to get their asses off of the seat... literally.

Alabama has issued a warning letting it's state department workers that they better lose their extra weight, or they are going to be paying an additional $25 (What??).  I mean if critics are calling this the 'fat tax' why the hell aren't they taxing more?  I mean governments and taxes never start anywhere near the $25 mark.

And let's get one thing straight.  Not all obese are charged the $25.  Only those that don't take the free and complimentary screening to see how their body mass, fat index and all those things are faring.

With Alabama having the third or fourth most obese state in all of the US, don't we think it's about time to motivate people to get their act together?  

I say that people should be charged if they aren't making an effort to lose the weight.  Not for having the extra weight.

And on that note, why the hell shouldn't non smokers be charged less.  It's a known fact that smoking causes a crap load of health issues.  Many of which will not afflict the non smoker.  So cut them some slack and reward them for not getting addicted to smoking.  (Although I'm sure the majority are addicted to something in this day and age.)

Enough said.

- The BITCH - 

The most searched on Google...

I found this little tidbit of information intriguing, especially because we are supposed to be getting smarter as a race.

Unfortunately, I fear that as we are given more tools, our brains are being used less.  Why do I ask this?  

Because the number 1 searched item on google, is google itself.  

When did we become so stupid, that we have to google google to find google.  I mean haven't we googled enough to know how to get to google without googling it?  

Enough said.

- The BITCH - 

The BITCH is rubbing off....

And she loves it.  Read it here.  Right at the bottom.  Look for the one signed Kathleen.

Why you ask?  Because people are actually starting to think like human beings, and not run around like chickens with their heads cut off, blindly following the freaks of nature that seem to be chosen to run our country.

When reality TV is the mainstay of American (and Canadian) 's lives, can we really expect us to question the people in charge?  And this young lass has it right.  

Read it and weep.  (Or maybe have some fun and do it yourself.  I'm sure it will make you feel so much better...)

Enough Said.

- The BITCH -

"Stop Using Our Song"?

It seems that no one really wants John McCain using their song.  And what does that tell us about this contender to run the American's future?  

And it seems that Madonna has been using McCain's image next to war, starvation and destruction in her Sticky& Sweet tour, as well as just recently Banning Sarah Palin from attending 'her party'.  

Along with Madonna, The Foo Fighters and Jackson Browne have spoken with McCain and his crew about not using their songs.  Although these band's may have their intergrity to think about, McCain has the sponsors with deep pockets and bought the rights to use the songs.  So really - I think that they are out of luck.

On the other side of the coin though - Barack Obama has been asked to stop using 'Soul Man' by it's creator, so no one is safe in this world it seems!

The Verdict?

Whoever wins this election is ultimately going to lose everything in an America that is swirling the toilet bowl drain faster with each day.  Wall street is collapsing, the housing market is already down the drain, hanging on for dear life, and American's are leaving as fast as their money will take them.  That is if they have any left.

America that has been running the world, is soon going to be asked if they can run their own damn country.  So the best of luck to whoever wins, because it's going to be a rocky ride.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH -

OJ Simpson - Guilty at Last??

Okay, 13 years ago, people were suffering withdrawal after the case finally finished and amazingly OJ Simpson was found Not-Guilty.  The only explanation for this, is very nicely summed up by Good Charlotte, when they state "There's no such thing as 25 - life, as long as you got the money, to pay for Cochrane."

Well I guess OJ wasn't able to afford Cochrane, or anyone who could defend him this time, as he is finally going to jail, for what could be a life sentence.  (Though no one is paying any attention.  Old news right?)

Why might he actually go to jail at 61 year of age?  For robbing two sports memorabilia dealers in Vegas.  At gunpoint.  No, not one person died.

But he's finally going to jail, and it rates for a small little ditty on the local news, and that is it. 

Does anyone else find that this is a little tiresome?  Maybe if he would have seduced the media a bit more, he could have girls falling in love with him all over again, and instead of spending time in prison waiting on appeals, he would be out on the streets again.

Or maybe he should have saved some money for Cochrane.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH -