The Bitch Is Back.

Well many of you have met me before.  

I'm the person who walks down the middle of the sidewalk and makes you all move.

I'm the one who laughs when you trip on your shoe laces, and doesn't try to hide it.

I'm the gal who answers your boyfriends questions about you, and makes him realize he deserves so much more.

I'm the one you love to hate, because I can say this, and you can't.

Any questions?  Let me know.