CD Review: Madonna's Hard Candy

Ok, let's say it.  She has completely revolutionized music yet again.  She brought dance back, complete with those stupid warmers and body suits.  Now she's at it again, bring lingerie as outerwear back in full force.  

The album? Amazing and work the ackolades it has been receiving.

The persona of Madonna?  Can anyone tell me if they are getting sick and tired of seeing Madonna wearing nothing but her underwear?  I give her credit for being as in shape as she is, although she is no longer leaving anything to the imagination and she has a myriad of wannabes following in her footsteps.  I feel that she is going the way of Kylie.  

Maybe she'll actually start dressing like her age?  My advice?  Put some damn clothes on for a change.

Enough said.

- The BITCH -

Protesting?

Why is it, that pro-life anti-abortionists protest the choice to have an abortion by bombing family planning clinics or abortion clinics?

- The BITCH - 

Wishy Washy Emotions

Is it too much to wonder why we are all so wishy washy?  Why can't we say what we want to say and screw what people that know nothing and mean nothing to us think?  Why are we so caught up in trying to please other people?

Come on.  There has to be someone out there that can actually say what they think and be proud of that fact.  Doesn't there?

- The BITCH - 

Donations Anyone?

A quick note to sound off about this new found joy that companies and groups are having about asking every person and their dog to donate to one cause or another that is causing someone to go without their double double skim milk latte with a vanilla shot and no foam.  

Although I'm being just a little over sarcastic here, does it strike anyone else as a little freaking strange that 30 some odd percent of our population in Canada can't afford to pay their bills?  That roughly 40% of America's population is considered to be under the poverty line?

Why should all these people be running off trying to raise money for all the people dying in Peru or god knows where when people close to home are starving?  Freezing on the streets?  Like in Calgary, where all the crack headed Ontario-ites decided to head out west and now can't find work?  Even though everyone is starving for people?  Can you find a problem with this situation?

So maybe our governments and all the do-gooders that seem to have sprung up over the past five years should start focusing closer to home.  And leave the rest to mother nature for the time being.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

"I Kissed A Girl"

Can someone please let me know what the big deal is with the new hit song by Katy Perry?  I know we all have this 'we don't talk about things like that' unspoken rule, but she even mocks our unspoken rule by saying that 'it's not what good girls do'.  

Why is something that 'good girls don't do' such a fascination to men and females alike?  Why are we able to watch drunk girls do it in a bar for attention, but a good looking girl turns it into a hit song and it turns into a controversial song?  

Come on people.  We have TV shows that are turning into soft porn, and the playboy channel on regular cable channels but a girl that sings about kissing a girl in the heat of a moment is controversial?  What has gotten into us?  We have brought this upon ourselves with our desire for edgier movies that push our sexual and moral boundaries further with each year.  Let's swallow our small remaining moral disgust to this sexual outburst, shouldn't 'brokeback mountain' have raised a little more stir?

Let's realize the fact that a good looking girl is using her sexual appeal to get a hit song, and we are disgusted by the fact that she is singing about something that has crossed almost all of our minds. Why are we not celebrating the fact that she is a brilliant business woman that knows how to manipulate the masses to put more than a few dollars into her pocket.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

A gal to be reckoned with.

I have to tell you all about this amazing author that I stumbled upon through my journeys throughout Australasia.  Linsay Seitz is an author who has decided to take politically correctness and honesty into her own hands with her book, Politically Incorrect and Brutally Honest Reflections.

She talks about religion, love, life and more in an amusing, yet truthful way.

Check out her website here, or her book here.

Butt Cleavage?

I have to admit, that even this grosses me out.  

First of all, we know that fashion is not everyone's forte, and as time progresses, we tend to believe that celebrities are the one and only bible for what to wear, and what to avoid.  Although what tends to happen, are fashion tragedies that leave those of us on the sidelines hiding our eyes and wishing for the good old days.  

Not that I'm wishing for long skirts and high collars, but butt cleavage?

The new term coined for what is no less than a tragedy.  Girls wearing short shorts that are a little too short to cover the butt cheeks.  It's cleavage that shouldn't be seen by innocent bystanders.  

And if these girls, ladies and women believe that it will get them the man of their dreams, who will love and cherish, let me enlighten you.  These men who are looking at the amount of skin that is viewable are only going to look at the next set of butt cleavage that walks by.  

So why not save those of us who have yet to submit to the 'show everything and try to be mysterious later' train of trapping the man of your dreams, from your ugly (it's never as pretty as you think it is) butt cleavage.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH -