Why Oh Why do I Attract them?

In response to a blog posted on October 15,08, this know it all commented that:

"Wow you are pretty fucking stupid. People google things for information, not just location. If people want to know about the origin of google, the creators, annual profits, etc. All of these are going to include googling google. It has nothing to do with stupidity or society, except for you and your close minded blog."

Need I really say more?  The number one search on google is.... GOOGLE.  Period.  No other little hidden gems.  

Maybe you are one of the morons that are really dragging down our IQ level as a human race.  Especially when you can't even sign your name to a comment.  

Stupid is as stupid does, and you should admit that you are just that.

Have a great life, and remember, don't eat the little white packets that come with your brand new shoes.  (Wait, you really should, eat the little white packets, I dare you!)

Enough Said.

To Medicate, or not to Medicate?

In this day and age, we all seem to be popping pills whenever the road gets rough.  We take them for our headaches, our muscle aches.  We take them when we get sick, and when we don't get better.  We take them when we can't think straight, or we can't think at all.  

Whenever we feel a twinge that lets us know that we aren't happy or happy, we bundle everyone into the car and head off to the doctors to see what they can do to fix us.

What's wrong with this?  Maybe the fact that we are slowly - or maybe not so slowly killing ourselves!  We wonder why our doctors don't take time with us, or really listen to what we are saying before writing that prescription. 

Think about this : "With 3,480 pages of fine print, the physicians' desk reference (aka PDR) is not a quick read.  That's because it contains every piece of information on more than 4,000 prescription medications."

How do we expect our doctors to know all this?  Maybe we need to learn how to live without popping pills again.

One last thought: Have we really increased our life expectancy?  Do you see the average person living to 90?  The truth of the matter is that we are saving more people that would have died earlier in life than say 50 years ago.  That means that they live longer, but you don't necessarily.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH -   

Chocolate Advertisements

I have been watching a bit more TV than I ever had now that the warm weather has left and the colder, wetter, drearier weather has come to stay - at least for a little while longer, and it has brought my attention to an alarming fact.

We all know that sex sells, right?

And we all know the time tested saying that chocolate is better than sex, correct?

Then can someone tell me why they are using sex to sell chocolate?

The next time you find yourself sitting on your seat in front of the TV, watch for the chocolate commercials, and see if they are really selling you chocolate, or if they are selling you sex.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

The Jonas Brothers...

Can someone please tell me what the big deal is with these new age Moffats?  They sing corny pop songs, they dance to corny music videos, are they really all that great?

- The BITCH - 

CD Review: Madonna's Hard Candy

Ok, let's say it.  She has completely revolutionized music yet again.  She brought dance back, complete with those stupid warmers and body suits.  Now she's at it again, bring lingerie as outerwear back in full force.  

The album? Amazing and work the ackolades it has been receiving.

The persona of Madonna?  Can anyone tell me if they are getting sick and tired of seeing Madonna wearing nothing but her underwear?  I give her credit for being as in shape as she is, although she is no longer leaving anything to the imagination and she has a myriad of wannabes following in her footsteps.  I feel that she is going the way of Kylie.  

Maybe she'll actually start dressing like her age?  My advice?  Put some damn clothes on for a change.

Enough said.

- The BITCH -

Protesting?

Why is it, that pro-life anti-abortionists protest the choice to have an abortion by bombing family planning clinics or abortion clinics?

- The BITCH - 

Wishy Washy Emotions

Is it too much to wonder why we are all so wishy washy?  Why can't we say what we want to say and screw what people that know nothing and mean nothing to us think?  Why are we so caught up in trying to please other people?

Come on.  There has to be someone out there that can actually say what they think and be proud of that fact.  Doesn't there?

- The BITCH - 

Donations Anyone?

A quick note to sound off about this new found joy that companies and groups are having about asking every person and their dog to donate to one cause or another that is causing someone to go without their double double skim milk latte with a vanilla shot and no foam.  

Although I'm being just a little over sarcastic here, does it strike anyone else as a little freaking strange that 30 some odd percent of our population in Canada can't afford to pay their bills?  That roughly 40% of America's population is considered to be under the poverty line?

Why should all these people be running off trying to raise money for all the people dying in Peru or god knows where when people close to home are starving?  Freezing on the streets?  Like in Calgary, where all the crack headed Ontario-ites decided to head out west and now can't find work?  Even though everyone is starving for people?  Can you find a problem with this situation?

So maybe our governments and all the do-gooders that seem to have sprung up over the past five years should start focusing closer to home.  And leave the rest to mother nature for the time being.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

"I Kissed A Girl"

Can someone please let me know what the big deal is with the new hit song by Katy Perry?  I know we all have this 'we don't talk about things like that' unspoken rule, but she even mocks our unspoken rule by saying that 'it's not what good girls do'.  

Why is something that 'good girls don't do' such a fascination to men and females alike?  Why are we able to watch drunk girls do it in a bar for attention, but a good looking girl turns it into a hit song and it turns into a controversial song?  

Come on people.  We have TV shows that are turning into soft porn, and the playboy channel on regular cable channels but a girl that sings about kissing a girl in the heat of a moment is controversial?  What has gotten into us?  We have brought this upon ourselves with our desire for edgier movies that push our sexual and moral boundaries further with each year.  Let's swallow our small remaining moral disgust to this sexual outburst, shouldn't 'brokeback mountain' have raised a little more stir?

Let's realize the fact that a good looking girl is using her sexual appeal to get a hit song, and we are disgusted by the fact that she is singing about something that has crossed almost all of our minds. Why are we not celebrating the fact that she is a brilliant business woman that knows how to manipulate the masses to put more than a few dollars into her pocket.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

A gal to be reckoned with.

I have to tell you all about this amazing author that I stumbled upon through my journeys throughout Australasia.  Linsay Seitz is an author who has decided to take politically correctness and honesty into her own hands with her book, Politically Incorrect and Brutally Honest Reflections.

She talks about religion, love, life and more in an amusing, yet truthful way.

Check out her website here, or her book here.

Butt Cleavage?

I have to admit, that even this grosses me out.  

First of all, we know that fashion is not everyone's forte, and as time progresses, we tend to believe that celebrities are the one and only bible for what to wear, and what to avoid.  Although what tends to happen, are fashion tragedies that leave those of us on the sidelines hiding our eyes and wishing for the good old days.  

Not that I'm wishing for long skirts and high collars, but butt cleavage?

The new term coined for what is no less than a tragedy.  Girls wearing short shorts that are a little too short to cover the butt cheeks.  It's cleavage that shouldn't be seen by innocent bystanders.  

And if these girls, ladies and women believe that it will get them the man of their dreams, who will love and cherish, let me enlighten you.  These men who are looking at the amount of skin that is viewable are only going to look at the next set of butt cleavage that walks by.  

So why not save those of us who have yet to submit to the 'show everything and try to be mysterious later' train of trapping the man of your dreams, from your ugly (it's never as pretty as you think it is) butt cleavage.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

The BITCH Reviews : Mama Mia!

Now although this film would be one that I, the BITCH would have put a miss on, my best friend decided that we had to see it.  Strangely enough, I have to say that it wasn't all that bad.

Although people in the theater would not shut up - why do you come to a movie if you are going to talk all the way through it?  And why the hell do you look at and send text messages in the middle of a god damn movie?

It was I who lucked out with the gaggle of young girls who couldn't keep their cell phones in their pockets.  Other than that, the movie was better than I could have ever expected.  Meryl Streep looked amazing, and played a 50+ female who was living her second childhood, singing, dancing, jumping on beds and running away from men, while the three leading men kept things light and fun.

A well made musical movie that will have you laughing all the way through.  Even more so if you buy the M & M's and play 'hit the person with the cell phone' all the way through the movie.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

What gets noticed

After spending a day on a TV set, for a foreign series that was filmed right here in my home town, I got a first had view of what really gets noticed.

Why did that gal get the speaking role in that TV show you recently saw?  Well let me tell you how it worked on this set I was on.  

The gal that hiked her skirt the highest - so high that you could get a full view of what was underneath, was on a first name basis with the assistant director.  Although what she failed to realize, is he was only talking about taking her away for a day - to do what, I'm sure I can leave your dirty minds to imagine - and used her as a pawn in the filming, so he could paw her all day.

Amazing how these things work isn't it?  

But what females expect.  They flaunt everything for the world to see, then flinch and whimper when guys only use and abuse them for sex.  Get over it.  If you don't have the self esteem to cover up and know that one day, a guy will fall for you for something more than sex, don't come crying to us when you get your heart broken with every guy who takes you as easy because you have your skirt over your head.

On this TV shoot, the funny thing about it was that you could tell who would have been the town whore!

-The BITCH-

The BITCH Reviews : The Dark Knight

Okay, let's be honest. We all thought that Heath Ledger getting the possible nod for an oscar was just an excuse to give a dead actor a chance to win an award.  I mean what the hell would a dead actor do with an oscar right?  Well maybe we should take a look at his actual performance and realize that he just might deserve the damn thing.  Why should we stop trying to decide who should get the award and let the best man or woman win.

Why should he get it when a 'living' actor could get it, and use it to boost their asking price for any of the next Hollywood films?  The fact that his performance was better than everyone elses would have nothing to do with it right?

As for the film, man alive this film rocks.  From the beginning of the film, it took you on a 'get in, buckle up and hold on' ride from the very get-go.  Christian Bale plays his usual tormented character which perfectly suits the Batman franchise, while Heath Ledger plays a pyschopathic killer who wants nothing more than to undo all the good that has been accomplished.  What ensues is a movie filled with moral dilemmas, twists, turns and a few odd explosions for the more squeamish in the audience.  Aaron Eckhart has a strong supporting role that toys with the line that we all walk between good and evil as well, just to thicken the plot a wee bit more.

Overall, it makes you wonder if what Harvey Dent's character says is true.  "You either die the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villan."

And as for Heath Ledger's apparent drug induced death and what that should do to impact his oscar chances?  Leave the guy alone.  He's dead already and his craft should be respected, if you can't get your noses out of his private life. 

Enough Said.

-The BITCH-

Dazed and Confused

A question I received only a couple of hours ago got me to thinking.  Here is what she said.

Question:  My best friedn of 23 years has recently told me she doesn't want me to be her maid of honor becuase I'm too busy.  There is two weeks to the wedding, and I'm not liking the fact that she doesn't want me ot be her maid of honour anymore.  What do I do?

-Dazed and Confused-

Well, let me see.  Your best friend doesn't want you to be her maid of honor.  First of all, it doesn't matter when she made the decision.  Get over it.  You aren't her best friend any more, this is just her way of telling you.  Get a clue.

Second, tell her where she can stick it.  Why do you want to tag along on her special day when she hasn't thought that you are special enough anymore?  She won't kick you out of the wedding party, because then she would have to find someone else, and she will look like a bitch in front of all of her family and friends.  If you decide to go through with it, it will be a miserable affair that will leave you bitter and resentful.

Tell her you aren't interested and be done with it.

-The BITCH-

The BITCH on Facebook...

Well it seems that I have joined the masses on Facebook.  You can find me here.  And it's easier for you to bitch and complain at me there.... 

-The BITCH

Let's Set The Record Straight

Okay, it seems like some of you out there don't know why I am the bitch that I am.  I've gotten the question over and over again and I'm going to set the record straight once and for all.  Are you all listening?

Why am I so bitchy?  Well if you had to answer questions like this all day, I think you would be to.  I am sick and tired of putting up with the shallow end of the gene pool, and how everyone thinks we need to save them.  Really, if they want to put the plastic bag over their head, tie it, and breath, why don't we let them.  Enough said.

Next, why should you listen to me?  Because you know you are going to.  I'm the little devil that tells you everything that you don't want to hear, but is the god damn truth.  (and now I'm sure that someone is going to yell bloody murder for me taking the god's name in vein.)  Really, if you don't know why you are listening to me, or reading this, then stop.  And if you sent a question, didn't like the answer and are now bitching at me for telling you how the world really works, get a life.  Got it?

- The BITCH.

The Bitch Is Back.

Well many of you have met me before.  

I'm the person who walks down the middle of the sidewalk and makes you all move.

I'm the one who laughs when you trip on your shoe laces, and doesn't try to hide it.

I'm the gal who answers your boyfriends questions about you, and makes him realize he deserves so much more.

I'm the one you love to hate, because I can say this, and you can't.

Any questions?  Let me know.