National Sex Day? What Next...

Well, I guess it had to happen.  Some hap hazard vancouver IT student that has obviously not gotten laid in his short lifespan, has coined August 21, 2008 as National Sex Day.  

He wants people to 'unzip and unwind' on this day.  Can I say - give me a break and get a life? 

Hell, even the Guinness World Records is refusing to get involved from this explicit type of record.

My Advice?  Have sex whenever the hell you want to, where ever the hell you want to (just stay out of my way) and be done with it.  As for making a facebook group that is 'based on the six degrees of separation' - stop using the media to get your 15 minutes of fame. (This is what we affectionately call a Media-Whore)

And my tip for Jonathan Yaniv, the computer science student at Kwantlen Polytechnic University that started this whole thing going?

Get a life, get a girlfriend and get laid.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

Chocolate Advertisements

I have been watching a bit more TV than I ever had now that the warm weather has left and the colder, wetter, drearier weather has come to stay - at least for a little while longer, and it has brought my attention to an alarming fact.

We all know that sex sells, right?

And we all know the time tested saying that chocolate is better than sex, correct?

Then can someone tell me why they are using sex to sell chocolate?

The next time you find yourself sitting on your seat in front of the TV, watch for the chocolate commercials, and see if they are really selling you chocolate, or if they are selling you sex.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

What gets noticed

After spending a day on a TV set, for a foreign series that was filmed right here in my home town, I got a first had view of what really gets noticed.

Why did that gal get the speaking role in that TV show you recently saw?  Well let me tell you how it worked on this set I was on.  

The gal that hiked her skirt the highest - so high that you could get a full view of what was underneath, was on a first name basis with the assistant director.  Although what she failed to realize, is he was only talking about taking her away for a day - to do what, I'm sure I can leave your dirty minds to imagine - and used her as a pawn in the filming, so he could paw her all day.

Amazing how these things work isn't it?  

But what females expect.  They flaunt everything for the world to see, then flinch and whimper when guys only use and abuse them for sex.  Get over it.  If you don't have the self esteem to cover up and know that one day, a guy will fall for you for something more than sex, don't come crying to us when you get your heart broken with every guy who takes you as easy because you have your skirt over your head.

On this TV shoot, the funny thing about it was that you could tell who would have been the town whore!

-The BITCH-