Rihanna and Disturbia - Just Disturbed?

The new Rihanna video and song are getting rave reviews, although I gotta ask why.

The song is basic, and filled with a completely auto-tuned voice that may sound cool, although it really shows that Rihanna has no singing talent whatsoever.  Especially if she and her producers have to resort to that type of song.

Now Disturbia itself?  I would say just plain disturbed.  It will fill porn producers heads with new and unusual ideas to include in their next porn video, and will definitely lead to some unique injuries being admitted to the hospital.

Why?  Let's look at this.  Everyone is such a follower these days, they will all be trying to stick their hands through walls, with barbed wire wrapped around them.  Or maybe it will just breed a group of young females who think that making love to a mannequin is cool.  All I can say, is yech.  

Such a pretty girl, hailed as the puerto rican hottie, and now she has digressed to raw sex that promotes nothing but come and rape me.  Can't they come up with something that suits her a little better?  Black fingertips, red hair and blind eyes?  Spider webs over the eyes and barbed wire wrapped around her?  

I just see bad horror movie.

Rihanna, let the horror end.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH - 

"I Kissed A Girl"

Can someone please let me know what the big deal is with the new hit song by Katy Perry?  I know we all have this 'we don't talk about things like that' unspoken rule, but she even mocks our unspoken rule by saying that 'it's not what good girls do'.  

Why is something that 'good girls don't do' such a fascination to men and females alike?  Why are we able to watch drunk girls do it in a bar for attention, but a good looking girl turns it into a hit song and it turns into a controversial song?  

Come on people.  We have TV shows that are turning into soft porn, and the playboy channel on regular cable channels but a girl that sings about kissing a girl in the heat of a moment is controversial?  What has gotten into us?  We have brought this upon ourselves with our desire for edgier movies that push our sexual and moral boundaries further with each year.  Let's swallow our small remaining moral disgust to this sexual outburst, shouldn't 'brokeback mountain' have raised a little more stir?

Let's realize the fact that a good looking girl is using her sexual appeal to get a hit song, and we are disgusted by the fact that she is singing about something that has crossed almost all of our minds. Why are we not celebrating the fact that she is a brilliant business woman that knows how to manipulate the masses to put more than a few dollars into her pocket.

Enough Said.

- The BITCH -